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ROCK-SAY-FYE-D.

It's the *FrIeNdShIpS*, which means taking chances.
I learned that sometimes the things we want to forget are the things we most need to talk about...
I learned that TIME and LOVE can heal all things...
I learned that just when you think it can't get worse - it does!...
but with the love and support of friends - u survive...

I've learned that when you start feeling BAD about L O S I N G touch and about those that you've lost,
They too, are feeling the same way...
I learned that letters from friends are the most important things.
And that sending cards to your friends makes you feel better.

BUT basically, I just learned that my friends...
Both old and new, are the most important people to me in the world...
AND... without them, I wouldn't be who I am today.

So this is a THANK YOU for all of my friends for always being there.

Saturday, January 24, 2004

Dear Staff,

Welcome back to the office after the long year-end holiday break of
2003.

Please be advised that there are new rules and regulations
implemented to raise the efficiency of our company in 2004.

ATTIRE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers & carrying a Gucci bag we
assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a
raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money
better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a
raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a raise.

PERSONAL DAYS:Each employee will receive 104 personal days a
year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as
they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get
15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average
figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed
drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as
proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to
come to work.

TOILET USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the
toilets. There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles. At
the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will
retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken. After your
second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board
under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

SURGERY: As long as you are an employee here, you need all
your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you
intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to
provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.
Have a nice day,
THE MANAGEMENT

haha....i think tis is damn hilarious... gives a gd luff....haha....

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